Just because I feel like it

Sung to the tune of the Andrews sisters (or Christina Aguilera if you prefer):

He was a famous comic writer from Chicago way
He had an awesome style that no one else could play
He was the top man at his craft
But then his number came up
And he was bought in a draft
He's in Avengers now, both new and Mighty
He's the Mighty Mega Marvel Moron Crossover Bee!

They made him write a crossover for Uncle Joe
It really brought him down and he became a schmoe
But no one seemed to understand
Because the next day the boss
Went out and played in the sand
And now the company jumps when he says "Golly gee!"
He's the Mighty Mega Marvel Moron Crossover Bee!

A root, a toot, a toodlie-a-da-toot
He's blown assignments so far in awful rhythm
Can't write a note if the book's just a mote
Interestin'...
And now the company jumps when he says "Golly gee!"
He's the Mighty Mega Marvel Moron Crossover Bee!

He puts the boys to sleep with comics every week
And makes 'em cry for mercy when they're feeling meek
They're screaming mad and writing posts
'Cause they know how it goes when you're the host with the most
Whoa whoa he makes 'em mad when he says "Golly gee!"
He's the Mighty Mega Marvel Moron Crossover Bee!