Thursday, January 8, 2009

Open For Business

Kazekage, the Waldorf to my Statler, has opened his very own blog, Witless Prattle.

Picture if you will, the planet of New Genesis. Now wipe the blood off your nose and picture New Genesis before FINAL CRISIS. That's better. You're walking through the halls of Highfather's domain. Birds are chirping, Orion is brooding, Barda is trying to fit her hair through a small door, all's right with the world.

At last you arrive at the Wall of Prophecy, where the Big Giant Hand of Jack Kirby delivers cryptic messages to gods who fail to understand that BEWARE DIDIO is not a warning against the use of sex toys on New Genesis.

And there, scrawled in fiery letters by a shining manicured finger, you see the following:

FOR A GOOD TIME READ KAZEKAGE.

'Nuff said.


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